ME against MYSELF

Exams over, parties awaiting, interview cancelled, Heavy rain, traffic jam. It was time to go home after my end-sems. Finally i reached my train very peacefully and was dead asleep as soon as i boarded the train. Woke up the next morning at 6. was wondering why i got up so early. it was all dark in the compartment and everybody was sleeping. Wanted to do something creative but i never had anything. saw a newspaper lying there, i picked it up and the Bombay blasts were there on the front page which got me boiling. To release my anger i just looked outside of the window. i dint want those thoughts. Wanted to know where i was but every1 was asleep. i lukd outside and i saw open vast fields extending to the hills. the hills standing high. i never knew where i was. god had forgotten to make the difference in the plains and the hills and the sun that had just come up behind the hills. How the heck do i know where i am? i walked out opened the door and lukd outside. the wind hit me on my face. i saw a farmer standing with his son. both of them started to wave their hands. i looked at them. when i jst crossed them i could see the smile of the small child fade away. i quickly tuk out my hand off my pocket and waved at him. the smile came out a bigger 1 n he started to wave faster running and jumping around his father. he kept waving to every1 and soon he was lost and the train sped up. still no difference. the sun came up fully and i walked back to my seat. the guy in frnt of me had woken up. he tuk my slippers went out and came in smiling and more fresh. he wanted to chat and he started off "what happened in Bombay? did they kill all the terrorists??" i dint have an answer. i dint know why these people started killing in the first place. would the terrorist have waved someone on the train when he was a child? would he have known where he was if he had just got up from his sleep? what is the difference that he has seen i couldn't? has god made the differences? why are they doing it? why do they risk their lives to kill other people?
i was fighting to answer myself. "wait for it. let me answer." but the questions kept on coming like bullets and i lost.
god never made the differences. may be he just classified us to make it easier to rule. so that he could take care of us all. people who are killing other innocent people on the name of religion, i just have one question for them - "Is your god so weak that he can't do it himself and he had to send you to do it??"

smart, smarter smartest........smartestest

Was wondering if we would have been smarter if we had a blood lump sitting idle in our skull and brain cells flowing in our arteries and veins.

EDUCATION Vs. LITERACY

MY teacher set me to thinking when he said people have become literate but they could never be educated. i wondered for a long time when some daily sigtings cleared my doubts. spitting on the "don't spit here" sign would be a very small example. These are small things taught in school and it gradually decreases when we grow up n get in a college coz its expected of us to be matured enough to educate ourselves. but we dont differentiate btwn the two. Finally we manage to make us literates but dont manage to educate ourselves. Ain't it??

jobless people

People at UCLA (university of california, los angeles) have discovered a 13 million-digit prime number. Are people this jobless that they are still finding prime numbers!! and they say we are lukin for the next 1. what is wrong with this people. i wish real mathematicians stopped finding bigger prime numbers n die and started teaching in our insti.

info for interested junta:
1. they had used 75 computers in a network running windows xp for 1 mnth to find the number.
2. they have won a prize money of 1,00,000$. ( i hope this is th cause they were onto findin sch a nmbr)
3.it is the 46th Mersenne prime number.

Mersenne prime number: 2^P - 1 shud be a prime where P is a prime. (for the new prime P = 43,112,609)

underused computing power is used to make the calculations.

Do we need a younger dean???

Lan cut has definitly become an issue in th insti. and the dean in his defense said thst junta are watching objectionable stuff. but that noway stops people watching objectionable stuff because people here are smart enough to download and keep it on their comps. this step was initially taken by the dean of iit bombay. (thank u so mch sir for puttin it to the ears of our dean.)
but a smarter option definitly wud have been making the class rums airconditioned. people rather than staying at home wud want to spnd their time in class. and two split ac's on eithr side of the frst bnch wch wud also b an additional cooling to th prof teachng. now that wud drag most of the junta to the frst bench.
ya it wud cost a lot of money but for an elite instituition in th country it shudnt be a problem when it vll increase th so called "average cgpa" of th insti, wch vll guarantee bttr individuals. and if we can break a small gym n make a bigger gym we shud b able to do this also.
what say???

y hockey??

y a game like hockey?
i knw its a very arbit post. atleast for hockey players or for people for whom hockey is passion. ok let me talk to the rest 99.99% junta in the world.
seriousli my friend made a point 2de when he tld me "y do ppl play hockey da??"
then it stricked me. if we carefully wtch th hockey stick its like we r carrying a leg in our hands. the same straight top n th curved end which resembles our feet. n it cant even bnd in middle like our knee. and its a weapon in the hands of a beginner. ofcourse u can raise th hockey stick to places th leg cant evn thnk of.
all the game does is u have to carry a leg in ur hand n move..whn we have two already y do u need 1 mr!!
if u watch a hockey player run u will see tht he has to bnd 4wrd almst mkn 30 degrees to th horizontal. he has to b like tht till he has th ball and he has to run with such a posture. FRANKLI if sch a game ws seriousli needed y dint they make th stick a bit longer so tht u can run normally atleast.

no offense to hockey players. it jst stricked me so i was curious.

ek se badhkar ek...

freshies dint show their enthu in anything other than just making a fun of themselves. but some of them realli pissed us off. it is assumed that th freshie is nervous in front of his seniors but some of them answer which proves idiocy not nervousness.
taking an example which happened some dez ago but i was not able to post due to a busy hectic schedule.
senior : who is our railway minister?
freshie(confidently): lal bahadur shastri. (he dint knw until ew told him who it was)

he dint know how many states india has. later he wanted a pen n a paper to count. he wrote 25 of them including the north eastern 7 but missing out some in the center. he had spelled 9 of them wrong. he had written 1 of the states as manipal. please dont get surprised coz theirs yet to come. state capitals was nice try.
he hadnt sung the national anthem since 5th class n he after bulbing a lot had told it was written by rabindranath tagore( lucky him!!!) but oops he had written it in telugu as told by our freshie.
he couldnt sing the national anthem full and had no idea what a republic day was.
no offense freshies but these things are supposed to be in ur permanent harddrive unlike ur pendrive. particularising the guy if u ever happen to read this : if u had paid 1/10th attention in ur primary school that u paid in jee things would have been dfrnt. gudluck
signing off

water water evrywhere.....

yet another thing which i tried ths sem ws swimming. one of my friend decided to coach me so i agreed to step n2 th pool, of course the shallow 1. it was a holiday so i ws thnkn of sleepn late bt thn it ws so late tht i skipped. has become quite a usual practise in engineerin career.

lemme come to th point. so my friend took me swimming early in th mornn. introducing him..he is coco. water polo hostel team n god swimmer. so he strtd coachn. tld me to try floatin on water first bt i ws too afraid lifting my leg so he tried dfrnt thngs. seriousli i always flt like i wud drwn. so he tld lets try smthng else n he tld me to breathe in n go under water. i did tht. he tld its to overcm fear of water. i pushd my slf dwn hard enof bt dint manage to go dwn. thn i lifted my legs off th ground n tried bt thnx to th buoyant force wch dint let me go dwn i used to cm up immediateli thn he came to me n said "hope u have convinced urself tht even if u try u cant drown so do as i tell u" n on my frst de onli i could float on water.
ws an awsm experience.
they say "every living being is a born swimmer" u jst hv to step in 2 th water.

student becomes prof... lol

we were expectn our new applied mechanics prof. we wr all seated n chatting. then he enters. we all stand up n wish him good mornn. he lukd embarrassed n walked 2wrds us. i n my friends wr a bit,nt xctli scared,bt startled definiteli. he goes past us n sits on th back bench. tht is whn we realised he is a student. he had a huge moustache n bald head. we wrnt sorry 4 being confused so bad. the whole of the class ws laughng like hell n tht guy could jst manage a silly smile.

never expected sch thngs happen in real life also. seems ok in a muvie like munna bhai mbbs bt its reali hilarious whn it happens in real life. lollz

freshie interactions..lol

finalli i ws out of the so called freshie society n i realised i was on the other side. its jst bn sm dez so i perfctli undrstnd th position n their thought process n their reactions. so i m just sharing sm of my interactions vth them..k th dean is nt here..i mean th ragging sessions..

senior: r u gult??
freshie: no my dad is gult.

senior:differentiate x! (x factorial)
freshie:starts thinkin......
senior: take log on both sides.
freshie: (damn y dint i think of this) takes log n differentiates
differentiates log(x) as 1/x and log 2 as 1/2 n gives sm answer.

senior: what do i mean by a bog if i ask is water available in th bog?
freshie: urinary bladder

senior: hw many dimensions does a stone have?
freshie: 2 ( length n breadth)
senior: ok if i shove it up ur *** hw wud i know tht its gettin in??
freshie: shit...3

senior:hw many periods do u have in a day?
freshie: 8