freshie interactions..lol

finalli i ws out of the so called freshie society n i realised i was on the other side. its jst bn sm dez so i perfctli undrstnd th position n their thought process n their reactions. so i m just sharing sm of my interactions vth them..k th dean is nt here..i mean th ragging sessions..

senior: r u gult??
freshie: no my dad is gult.

senior:differentiate x! (x factorial)
freshie:starts thinkin......
senior: take log on both sides.
freshie: (damn y dint i think of this) takes log n differentiates
differentiates log(x) as 1/x and log 2 as 1/2 n gives sm answer.

senior: what do i mean by a bog if i ask is water available in th bog?
freshie: urinary bladder

senior: hw many dimensions does a stone have?
freshie: 2 ( length n breadth)
senior: ok if i shove it up ur *** hw wud i know tht its gettin in??
freshie: shit...3

senior:hw many periods do u have in a day?
freshie: 8